1. I Have Two New Followers?…

    *Flails* =D

     
  2. 20:55

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    Reblogged from myheartserised

    invade my privacy

    1. Purple: 10 facts about my room
    2. Blue: 9 facts about my family
    3. Green: 8 facts about my body
    4. Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood
    5. Orange: 6 facts about my home town
    6. Red: 5 facts about my best friend
    7. Pink: 4 facts about my parents
    8. White: 3 facts about my personality
    9. Grey: 2 facts about my favorite things
    10. Black: 1 fact about the person I like
     
  3. 20:54

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    Reblogged from neko--baka

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    yourblogsucksbut-i:

    chikinpai:

    foolsnevermove0nfapitalism:

    The Titanic theme played on the recorder.

    JUST WHEN I THOUGHT IT COULDNT GET ANY FUNNIER IT GOT TO THE DRAMATIC BUT AT THE END OMG

    This is most definitely one of the best things I have EVER heard.

     
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    lenavictrola:

    precums:

    literally the best commercial I’ve ever seen

    and then UNEXPECTED TEARS.

    (Source: carlop)

     
  5. 20:28

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    Reblogged from hiddle-stoned

    Reblog if you ship so many couples you have a metaphorical navy.

     
  6. 20:26

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    Plays: 21,732

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    moonblossom:

    sevnilock:

    sherlockh0rnyholmes:

    *This is NSFW! Put some headphones on to avoid embarrassment*
    So this is the little treat I have been talking about! :D Think of it as, ‘Audio Sherlock Porn.’

    I tried my best to get rid of the background noise, and add a little story to it as well :D I promise you that I ONLY used audio from the TV series, no extra audio has been added, what so ever!

    And here is the download link that people have been asking for: http://www.mediafire.com/?8saj29bv4qwb5ud

    Enjoy!! <3


    Sherlock & Jawn Get It On!

    - In 221B

    “I looked you up on the internet last night. Found your website.”

    “What did you think? Any good?”

    “Very good.”

    “What to see some more?”

    “Oh god yes.”

    *Undoes pants. John starts inserting..his.. into.. Sherlock.*

    “You doing it?

    “Yes”

    “You done it?”

    “Yeah, hang on!”

    *Sherlock and John get at it!*

    “yes….careful!……….Oh, John”…….”YES!”…..”OH GOD!!”……………

    “Ahhh Sherlock…”

    “Please come.”

    *They finish up.*

    “You ok?”

    “Me, yeah, fine..I’m fine..fine….

    That, ah…thing, that you, ah.. that you did with, um… that was, umm….. good.

    But I was hoping you’d go deeper.”

    ……太、太强了………………………………………………………………!!!!!!

    Always reblog.

     
  7. 20:22

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    1. everyone: it's just a tv show
    2. you: YOU KNOW NOTHING
     
  8. 20:21

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    Reblogged from pelinelin

    Plays: 207,841

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    pelinelin:

    wincesterys-finest:

    wardensnipples:

    thefireisrising:

    pureblood-:

    I played the Glee’s version of Somebody That I Used to Know and the original at the same time and I got this.

    #how to summon satan

    WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

    #how to summon satan

     
  9. 20:16

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    (Source: katietheshrimp)

     
  10. 20:11

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    ladyt220:

    moriartysskull:

    acciobenedictcumberbatch:

    You do this on purpose don’t you?

    You know we’re all watching so you tease us by wearing that leather jacket and openly caressing parts of your body while answering questions in that velvety chocolate voice.

    You know exactly what you’re doing and you’re enjoying every minute of it.

    He’s just a naughty, naughty man is all. 

    What can I say? My man does a lot of this sensual self carassing stuff., too.. and he is a fucking fantastic…. man.

    If I looked like that I’d be touchin’ myself all the time too.

    (Source: theadler)